no i’m not crying because that character died. there’s just something in my eye. like a twig. or maybe a branch. a whole tree. an entire fucking forest, probably
cade is s o important to me sometimes he’s literally all I care about and I just think of him whenever I’m sad and irrational and he helps me through a lot even without talking to me sometimes I can’t believe he’s my friend and I love him so much
disney on ice is scary
PLEASE DON’T APPLAUD UNTIL THE CONDUCTOR HAS LOWERED THEIR ARMS THAT IS LITERALLY THE ONLY JOB THE AUDIENCE HAS. WHY DO THEY FUCK THAT UP ALL THE TIME
I saw a dog almost like this last weekend and her owner said she was a poodle who’d never been trimmed.
This looks like a sentient mop head with a tongue.
Just one day, the mop head decided fuck all y’all, I’m not cleaning any more floors, and off it bounced to the beach.
it’s baby cousin it
[KICKS DOWN YOUR DOOR]
BACK THE FUCK UP
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING AT HERE
THIS IS A GODDAMN KOMONDOR
KOMONDOROK (THAT’S PLURAL KOMONDORS I DON’T EVEN FUCKIN KNOW MAN) ARE LIVESTOCK GUARDIANS. MOTHERFUCKERS KEEP SHEEP SAFE AND SHIT WHILE ALSO BLENDING IN WITH SHEEP WHICH SEEMS GODDAMN ADORABLE UNTIL YOU REALIZE THAT THIS WAS USEFUL SO THEY COULD ATTACK WOLVES AND SHIT AND CATCH THEM BY SURPRISE AND ALSO BECAUSE IT MADE THEM HARD TO BITE WHEN THEY WERE FIGHTING MOTHERFUCKING WOLVES
THIS MEANS AS PETS THEY’RE ALSO SUPER PROTECTIVE AND THEY’LL LOOK OUT FOR YOUR SHIT IF SOMEONE BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE. YOUR KOMONDOR WILL KNOCK THAT ASSHOLE DOWN AND KEEP HIM DOWN UNTIL HELP COMES. THEY’RE GREAT AND CALM WITH KIDS AND THEIR OWNERS AND FAMILIES BUT LOSE THEIR FUCKING SHIT IF THEY THINK THEY NEED TO PROTECT YOU. KOMONDOR BREEDERS APPARENTLY SAY THAT AN INTRUDER MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET ONTO YOUR PROPERTY BUT HE SURE AS HELL WON’T BE ABLE TO LEAVE
IN WORLD WAR II THE GERMANS LITERALLY HAD TO BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH THEIR GUNS WHEN THEY INVADED HUNGARY BECAUSE THE KOMONDOROK WOULDN’T STOP PROTECTING THEIR FAMILIES AND HOMES UNTIL THEY WERE DEAD
SO BASICALLY KOMONDOROK ARE BADASS MOTHERFUCKERS WHO SHOULDN’T BE UNDERESTIMATED EVEN IF THEY LOOK LIKE MOPS BECAUSE THEY’RE THE MOST HARDCORE FUCKING MOPS YOU’VE EVER MET
LOOK AT THAT CUTE LIL FUCKER BOUNCE WHAT A WOOLLY LIL CUTIE CUTE
I like these mops
Also they don’t bark while working. They wait until you get close than rip your limbs off. They do bark when happy and playing.
I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it
reminder that there’s a con checklist
I will always reblog this for my followers.
if you ever get sad just remember when komaeda played russian roulette
Komaeda Nagito: I mistook it as taking out a single bullet instead.
what Americans imagine being Australian means
"tag ur nge spoilers >:("
Neon Genesis Evangelion is an anime series created by Gainax. It began broadcasting in Japan on TV Tokyo on October 4, 1995 and ended on March 27, 1996
eat my entire ass
hearing noises when ur in the shower